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19 May 2007

He became aware of some power cables…

I love that phrasing: “he became aware” .. .it makes it sound like such a calm moment. I don’t usually haunt the accident reports (they make me nervous) but this one was someone I know.

The subject came up the first time as I was doing circuits at Oxford Airport for my night rating. I was doing a flapless landing in the dark, watching the papi. It looked good to me.

“Two reds, that’s right. Don’t get too low. I mean it Sylvia, don’t lose that height.” There was an edge to Alistair’s voice that was out of character. I did the touch and go and when we were back on downwind he said, “Ben had some trouble here, I’ll tell you on the ground. Just remember to maintain that height.”

I met Alistair through a very competent instructor named Ben. Ben got a job flying a Citation and although he was still doing a bit of teaching on the side, his schedule and mine rarely meshed so I didn’t see much of him. He’s one of those instructors that makes me want to fly better than I do: he’s good with the plane, patient with the training, and likes to have a laugh.

Once we were on the ground, Alistair told me about Ben’s last training flight.

“He was doing night flying, like this, and somehow they ended up a low on the approach. Flew straight into some cables.” I was relieved that I’d seen Ben briefly at the airfield that afternoon, so I knew he was OK. I had no idea there were cables there at all.
From the accident report:

An aircraft ahead in the circuit caused the trainee to extend the downwind leg before turning onto base leg and commencing the approach. The instructor stated that when the aircraft was approximately 400 metres from the threshold, he became aware of some power cables ahead which the aircraft then struck in the area of the nosewheel. The instructor immediately took control of the aircraft and commenced a go-around whilst declaring a “mayday ” to ATC.

After conducting a handling check overhead the airfield to check for normal control response and handling qualities, the instructor flew a circuit and low go-around to allow the AFRS an attempt at visually inspecting the aircraft using spotlights. They could not see any damage and the instructor rejoined the circuit. He then briefed the trainee for an emergency landing before commencing a final approach to the runway.

They landed just fine, despite damage to the nose landing gear and the wing. It sounds terrible, but I’m always cheered to hear success stories like this, proof of the resilience both of pilots and planes. The plane flew straight into power wires fifty feet above the ground and didn’t turn into a flaming fireball of death. That’s good, it moderates my own fear quite a bit.

It was a few weeks later when I ran into Tom, the man I blame for my PPL, and we were talking about what made for good instruction. We discussed Lee, my favourite instructor of all time, a man who is so passionate about flying that you can’t help becoming passionate as well. And then I mentioned Ben.

“I don’t know him,” said Tom.
“He’s a good guy. I met him through Louise.”
“Yeah, I’ve heard of him, I think. I think he’s the guy who wrote off my plane.”

Ah, er yes. That would be him. A change of subject might be in order.

You’d think I’d be used to UK aviation by now … it’s a small world.

07 May 2007

Buying US stamps abroad

Edit: see the comments for a direct response from Zazzle.

I’m starting to think about the details now and who to target with the descriptions.

I decided some queries in the US would help to gauge interest in flying around British islands.

I realised that the first thing I needed was US postage stamps for stamped self-addressed envelopes. I thought it would be cute to use the new service I’ve been hearing about to make stamps out of your own photographs.

I chose a sufficiently pitiful picture, added some text and was ready to go.

I started with Zazzle, the service tied into Flickr, but when I tried to fill in their form I kept getting an “unexpected error” and I was advised to click my back button and try again.

Has this advice ever actually worked for anyone?

I tried to debug it briefly, then gave up and went to the USPS web site. They won’t sell to you direct but they did give a few authorised dealers in addition to Zazzle.

No joy, all of them specify US-only. I sent a pleading “you will post to military bases abroad, why won’t you post to me!” email to one of them but received a standard response telling me how wonderful their service was … for people resident in the US.

OK, so back to Zazzle. I mailed them regarding the error I was receiving and received a prompt reply asking me to check my security settings and various other browser issues.

I mailed back stating that I had checked everything again to be sure but there did not seem to be a local issue. I tried on two different browsers on three different machines and although the snazzy “design your stamp” scripting worked great, as soon as I tried to place the order, it went belly up.

I received a response from someone who had clicked that I was not in the US and said, quite firmly, that the offer was only available to US residents.

Now, I know peop;le do this. I didn’t have the issue with the other companies I checked that told me that they would only ship to the US.

I have HUGE issues with a company that:

1) has an FAQ that specifically states that they ship internationally . I am lightly amused to note that since I blew up at them, there has been an attempt to fix it. It now says:

For information on shipping rates for Zazzle Custom Stamps, our customizable postage product, within the United States, click here. We regret we cannot ship Zazzle Custom Stamps outside of the United States.

For information on shipping rates for all other products, select your destination:

* United States
* Canada & Mexico
* Other International

Other International continues to say that they ship to 67 countries internationally.

2) has a form that gives an “unexpected error” if you select a country other than the US. Who codes this shit? So those of you who thought, “ooooh, but they said they ship other products internationally” when you read the above bit, note that you can’t actually place the order.
and finally,
3) Can’t imagine that my life isn’t centred on the US
I am upset that, because I believed the bit on the website about shipping internationally, I wasted a few hours in hopes of purchasing something that you won’t sell me.

To then say, “but it’s not really a problem, just have it sent to a friend in the US and they can forward it to you” is not particularly helpful.

*grumble*